Saturday, March 15, 2025

Keep trying, stupids,

to convince me I'm evil. ๐Ÿคฃ This is hilarious.
Notification: *Deadly Outbreak!*๐Ÿ‘น
Me: ๐Ÿ™„ *swipe left* Go Die, KyleMom.Shontel
Reread rewrites: Claire hates you!๐Ÿคก
Me: No, she doesn't. We're friends.๐Ÿ˜‡
https://youtu.be/Ze1ux7GiW_s?si=dHMr30JY1mBxoJhG
See? I don't look at more cause I already feel so much. I'M IN LOVE WITH EVERYONE, imbeciles. That's why I'm protected by God, no matter what you think of me, or how you try to break๐Ÿšผme.
Everyone else: Oh, we've just been judging you on whether or not you're willing to share your most intimate anatomy with us, all this time.๐Ÿ˜…
Me: ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ”ฅ I'm not.๐Ÿ”’
Everyone else: ๐Ÿ˜ฐWe know, we know!!! Don't kill us.
Me: ๐Ÿ˜‘ I'll try not to.๐Ÿ˜ถโ€๐ŸŒซ๏ธ
Everyone else: ๐Ÿ™ŒIt'sallwe'veeverknown.๐Ÿ™
Me: ๐Ÿ‘๏ธโ€๐Ÿ—จ๏ธI KNOW.๐Ÿ‘ฝ NOW STOP.
Discernment, Children.
The only thing "Lucifer" loves is "God,"
and the only thing "God" hates is "hate."
"Learn" this, and you will learn "Peace."๐ŸŽ“
Please.
Elon@hq, like, "I dunno, y'all. It's almost like if you play her life backwards, all you can hear is her screaming, 'STOP TRYING TO KILL ME!!!'๐Ÿฅฑ*shrug*" *goes back home.*
https://youtu.be/hE0yCDNz0Z4?si=p7dbtBhSXhTWxjAc

Sunday, March 16th

Jesucrรญsto, what the fuck.
Claire doesn't hate me cause she never has the time to; apparently I kill her before she can really develop such a foreign emotion for her. ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿ”ฅ
https://youtu.be/ADHFwabVJec?si=MESdePSRqZ_53yNV
It sounds like she says, "if I loved him any less, I'd make him stay." ๐ŸคŒ๐Ÿป Elon is quite the player of games. Totally equipped to win. ๐Ÿ’ฏ
https://youtu.be/fmC6b6_ovZY?si=flVyrOfahkUXPsuZ
๐Ÿ‘ฝ~~~"There's nobody worse than me."๐Ÿชค*snap*
Just kidding, I'm God. My mom is way worse than me.
https://youtu.be/RmcgzkBafkM?si=iic28Sd_9Y8mKmM1
I made him trust me, really trust me, and then I killed her.
๐Ÿ”“๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿ”“
Point is, not anymore. Cause I can do necromancy.๐Ÿฅ€
https://youtu.be/K5q8VsGYchc?si=Jlb5dhdC8P65Z1mX
For the right reasons, only.
https://youtu.be/v-Dur3uXXCQ?si=w2JngT7S0XZ1HTdZ
https://youtu.be/SWdJdGYfYPw?si=NtZtDEql1wgXkrfq
https://youtu.be/5WCymVvjYjM?si=ULSXmQQlTbN1MDMQ
Everyone, like, "You want what with Elon?๐Ÿ˜‘"
Me, all, "Friendship. ๐Ÿ˜ Exclusively."
Them, "๐Ÿคฏnu uh u wna xplote him!๐Ÿคฌ.๐Ÿ˜ซ"
https://youtube.com/shorts/hF8Hoeddnmw?si=uCuuhSMJP9QP69lM๐Ÿคฃ
I'm madly in love with the both of them, the same way they're in love with each other. MINUS wanting to be around them naked. ๐Ÿ˜ค
That's how thiscanwork.๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ”ฎ๐Ÿ’Ž
OF COURSE I had to believe I coulda been with him for a few minutes, there. ๐Ÿ˜ณ.๐Ÿ˜ฌ With a truly destined mate like mine, who could ever look forward to forever in love? Certainly not me. ๐ŸŒ
Desperately, "Who
hAs ThE rIgHt
to rape her?? ๐Ÿ‘€" they wondered,
Separate From Her.
"Nobody," She Proved. ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ‘ฝ๐Ÿšซ
Once upon a time, Shontel whispered into my mind that I should mention the giant bottle of shampoo Edwin gave me, hoping it would hurt my feelings when he pretended not to know what I was talking about. ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ So stupid. And he continues to anally rape me, to this day. I barely notice.
This song expresses the dynamic between God&Lucifer (both me), like, "I go before me and destroy everything, so I may someday exist in peace.๐Ÿฆ‹"
:https://youtu.be/cegdR0GiJl4?si=mfeYiCY5EkONLlnA
https://youtu.be/AIXUgtNC4Kc?si=UKQf2CuVuB9atIzZ
https://youtu.be/_IHaCyX6-Xo?si=9BFJzJu37aMG1R70
https://youtu.be/ADPk5PpkjMg?si=7T_nZsvN_S5ZMOMq
Someone just tried to indicate that they were holding Elon at fault for loving me, hoping to make me spicy. I know you're lying. 
Him "playing" "against" me, in a universally observed scientific method kind of way, like, "๐Ÿ—จ๏ธPlease be good, please Be good, please be Good.๐Ÿ’ฌ"
I'm good, guys. Relax or die, but don't fight me.๐Ÿšซ
God, as a baby: they know not what i am, therefore, t
hey must have their way with me.๐ŸŒ๐Ÿšผ๐ŸŒ.theEnd

Monday, March 17th

https://youtu.be/2be5raB1bMM?si=mmY5MKPigCcGOp3J
Stop trying to bodily slice me open, Mother.
https://youtu.be/Md26e62mwq4?si=AN5pL-C9B2p-Cldi
https://youtu.be/q9aQTsDoEpk?si=kVSidlcvIJC53Sse
https://youtu.be/F0PUbl5DjH4?si=VUQXQc90O3q_L_d4
https://youtu.be/t61kbiVgRHA?si=8kgnIw0Ozwp5-r48
https://youtu.be/_GGWt7EwzG8?si=8fGVIUUTELrpC6zw
โ™ชshoutout to all my criticsโ™ช
"I'm fuckin Lou, who the fuck are you?"
{700 spells Lou. Duh, Mom.}
It is not my fault adversaries keep dying.
Claire, kinda like;https://youtu.be/cmSbXsFE3l8?si=X3_dLPzZcubT5XK,๐Ÿฅน
Elon, like, "I'll tell her whenever she can live with herself."๐Ÿงญ
https://youtu.be/JRfuAukYTKg?si=qZ3Y4urEhBrIJwpN
Let's go get her back, Elon.โ™พ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜˜โ™พ๏ธ
https://youtu.be/YBHQbu5rbdQ?si=jlgJ1zp95BJJbRUV
https://youtu.be/4JipHEz53sU?si=B6gSP1xoNoIqi535
https://youtu.be/uO59tfQ2TbA?si=C87y1TLBmWCODMjy
https://youtu.be/pRpeEdMmmQ0?si=Exw4Cx5WRnIfTSl6
https://youtu.be/NGLxoKOvzu4?si=Ml2NMTmY_dIAeI4j*glug*,bitch

Tuesday, March 18th

https://youtu.be/NiQlO0xY6-c?si=X8qV3ADGq_cSrru6
https://youtu.be/GB2RiajIiLU?si=sfiDhNicVDlcGMN_
I have worshippers.๐Ÿคฏ.๐Ÿ‘ฝ
They die.๐Ÿฅถ
https://youtu.be/x9X7pvkN7x8?si=Sok3Y_-98bxeINIa
https://youtu.be/L3BnJw6y2qc?si=YaVp6uL0zqdPvaNO
All y'all's QuEsTiOnS fOr GoD are irrelevant. 
"Why this tragedy?" "How could you let that happen?"
Elon, help me out, here. Tell them the truth, for me.
The answer is, it's unnatural. Period.
Y'all destroyed everything, and this is the result.๐Ÿฅฒ
Now, move on_

Wednesday, March 19th

Stop expecting me to smile all the God damned time.
You deserve to know how I really feel. Burn in it.๐Ÿ”ฅ
https://youtu.be/WXjBQD__Eu8?si=X7y52Z8w1uFkV_tg
https://youtu.be/FklLpARLJME?si=t_oqCIsxS8vn2FGf
https://youtu.be/PhxXfeeXM9Y?si=X9VX6LUD8ACWU2
There is a difference between worshippers who
mean it and "worshippers" who faked it.๐ŸŒโค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ”ฅ๐ŸŒ
It ain't much but the heart, though, y'all are stupid.
https://youtu.be/VrIoOruXkVk?si=pmuuuaSuZphWeZe
Worshipper panic feels like being able to breathe...
Elon says, "โ™ชPipe down.๐Ÿค–"
https://youtu.be/gtW9-vfQZ0U?si=cP7MRlRWrpdslXzL
We'd both very much like to see Claire, again, iydm.๐Ÿ˜‡
They're all born witches: and vampires..
https://youtu.be/ueTbEstgHU0?si=CO61s5GYlKfiozfj
https://youtu.be/Wh1pIYolHpk?si=gDxAxFayP85kpSJQ
https://youtu.be/xzH2PYyT1kc?si=SU_mi8R0nS6bU1vc
https://youtu.be/5anLPw0Efmo?si=33IlRorbcWybiq2W
https://youtu.be/UkI4KejmSfY?si=tgO7M60LMJLwuur9
https://youtu.be/AJ8wjP6XE2w?si=q279yfcH-cmgUPlh
I suppose vampires are as close
to immortal
as it gets, outside of me. ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿšผ๐ŸŒ
"Where's the hate? The vitriol?"
Oh, please, girls. Just more evidence.
You could never be me.โœ‹๐Ÿป๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ˜‡๐ŸŒ๐Ÿคš๐Ÿป
I wouldn't wish my position on my worst enemy.
A few dollar bills just tried to tell me Elon is my hubbs. ๐Ÿ™„ As much as I would obviously love that, I love him&who he's actually supposed to be with, more. ...Like, I'm sorry, Steve&Marcy.๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ

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