"I believe what you're saying about El*"...
"Why? Lol."
https://youtu.be/pZR0vlYmVck?si=6P5JzjWAS-IAadqC
Elon, please tell all the boys I said, "No."
Thursday, April 3rd
https://youtu.be/VIzlEyeGAhA?si=-yeMVgkwJcJBd8sehttps://youtu.be/KY44zvhWhp4?si=FYDACdu7VPLKEeSP
https://youtu.be/27Q6q5M8SC8?si=ENpxtnFmp-4komNn
https://youtu.be/vOZFiX6hDXQ?si=kMJEVJ21qZ6lzyNO
Friday, April 4th
"Go to work and try; to wanna be alive."
That's my new personal everyday goal.
It's all I have left to offer the world.
https://youtu.be/ye6tNgUIYe4?si=ZZ2vdC_qQVjh5xG9https://youtu.be/c2MLF-dncRk?si=bRNpcA8E6uR29I5a
Saturday, April 5th
๐คฃ Y'mbetter take my word for it.๐ค๏ธ
Cause if I let my heart hit the floor,
you're all dead with me.๐.๐คก
It's supposed to be us against the world, ain't it, Tenea? ๐ฅฒ We're coworkers. Stop being mean to me.~And she ain't the only one. Just the
only one brave enough to do it two days in a row, so, kudos for that.โ๐ป (
I'm not saying that rudely. I mean it from the heart, not the asshole.)
There's McDonald's' collective "compliment sandwich."๐ฅช Corporate, consider your constructive criticism to be "severely lacking in competitive pricing, considering quality of product," rather than, "
stop hurting my feelings.๐ฝ"
Y'all shoulda thought Elon was so much cooler than you did LMFAO.๐ฟ
Now he's my best friend, and there's nothing anyone can do about it.โฃ๏ธ๐ฏโฃ๏ธ
"And then ya
kick 'em in the throat, like *that*."
~Segura๐ก๏ธhttps://youtu.be/mOO5qRjVFLw?si=0V_KUA6EeZjcbBZe
Sunday, April 6th
Famous people generally think people who idolize them are morons because the famous people already know all the things, big and little, that the famous people are lying about & all their crazy little zealots are believing.
I know that I am absolutely capable of being pleasant directly in the face of disrespect, I've done it countless times with the people I do so foolishly love. So why can't I do it for 8 hours at a time for complete strangers at my job? I've never been good at that. Why? ๐CuStOmErSeRvIcE๐ never stuck on me. I accidentally cuss in front of customers all the time, like there's no alternative mode of function. ๐๐ Ew.
I'm gonna lose my job if I don't find that switch a
nd flip it, real quick. All sweet, no sour. ๐๐๐
Monday, April 7th
Y'all can feel the trafficked version of me in your hearts, like a mate, but I can't feel y'all in mine. Elon's cheated kiss is the closest thing I've ever felt to a mating bond. We won't get into the specifics of why that was possible, publicly. ๐
Anyway. Cool. ๐ฅถ *cOmInG sOoN*โ๏ธ
So I'm riding the bus, after a micro hurricane blew through, and I notice the water splash up real high from deep puddles we're driving through. And then, suddenly, I start feeling afraid of getting in a wreck for the first time riding these busses. The kind of afraid I'm not used to feeling. I call bullshit.
Tuesday, April 8th
https://youtu.be/JVMgaMSJUl0?si=WNgdc5hoJikjl38e
These are my versions of "prayer requests,"
and my heart about them.๐ก๏ธโค๏ธโ๐ฅ๐ก๏ธ.๐๐ฝ๐
Thursday, April 10th
I comprehend the fact that there are a lot of folks mad at me for "
being Lucifer."
๐ฝAll I have to say is get over it, or go die. Bitches, I'm God. I can do what I want.๐ญ I got people to heal, you selfish pieces of shit. Leave me alone.๐ก๏ธโค๏ธโ๐ฅ๐ก๏ธ
https://youtu.be/nzCIeNhw8oE?si=3tb-Z73pEJpi7Yoe
https://youtu.be/XGGWhOUYObc?si=On5PqeCCaWvhxU5K
https://youtu.be/XXpjUePKFGk?si=PSzf_kNbxxcfEwQM
https://youtu.be/3Om3_k1T6vU?si=QetoSdkHRoviFo-q
https://youtu.be/Jtauh8GcxBY?si=CTGtB7bIXrDuZTeB
https://youtu.be/dkfZT8deoIc?si=ddVn5FydTJ_AbPWI
https://youtube.com/shorts/67Oo9X9B8ZE?si=9xU9ZJGudWm2q2iOh.๐ซก
That Rico guy just tried to tell me I'm stuck on Edwin, as if I didn't already know that. The ways he and Stephan Jesse Martin changed my life, only a future husband could come close. And he ain't here.
Call me stuck. Like actual glue. Like a little sister neither of them will ever get rid of.๐
I
did give up on
being a parent,
yet.
I'll see Hannah when we're equal adults.๐คท๐ผโโ๏ธouchless.
ishhttps://youtu.be/UuoYa8xz-5A?si=eRFgqf4nWRAmiLQVโค๏ธโ๐ฅ
Friday, April 11th
โชi ain't comin for the title,
but i'll take it, if it's mine, though.โช
~Elon.ish
*chaos*(๐๐ง )*chaos*
โขThat's the point.โข
He's way smarter than me (and you).๐คค.๐
What a relief,, on God. Lol.
Like...I
can't lose, what did y'all expect? ๐คก
Y'all ever seen me "meet" Elon for real? Lmmfao.
Sorry I still literally drool, Claire. ๐
It's the brains all day, not the body, lo prometo.
https://youtu.be/TqE_0fJsjKQ?si=GxjSQ1STfUXo8Fud
๐ญOh yay, intrusive thoughts, I love those.
What sounds like, "Hello," spoken by a computer. (Through earplugs, in a dorm full of females.)
๐ญWe are available to limit your grief.๐ฅ.๐ฅฐ.๐
Goodnight, prison planet.
Saturday, April 12th
I took a whole empty grocery bag
from hanging around that very flower.
Threw it away, like a reasonable adult.๐ฎ
On my way to work, no less.
*Too busy to hate.*
It's a shame some of y'all still believe the humans
are foolish and useless sacks of meat.
They did things the way you should aspire to.
Like, not being pedophiles, originally.
(To whatever degree God willing,
considering biological mates. ๐
How awkward for y'all. ๐คฏ.๐คฃ)