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"I believe what you're saying about El*"...

"Why? Lol."

https://youtu.be/pZR0vlYmVck?si=6P5JzjWAS-IAadqC

Elon, please tell all the boys I said, "No."

Thursday, April 3rd

https://youtu.be/VIzlEyeGAhA?si=-yeMVgkwJcJBd8se

https://youtu.be/KY44zvhWhp4?si=FYDACdu7VPLKEeSP

https://youtu.be/27Q6q5M8SC8?si=ENpxtnFmp-4komNn

https://youtu.be/vOZFiX6hDXQ?si=kMJEVJ21qZ6lzyNO

Friday, April 4th

"Go to work and try; to wanna be alive."

That's my new personal everyday goal.

It's all I have left to offer the world. 

https://youtu.be/ye6tNgUIYe4?si=ZZ2vdC_qQVjh5xG9

https://youtu.be/c2MLF-dncRk?si=bRNpcA8E6uR29I5a

Saturday, April 5th

🤣 Y'mbetter take my word for it.🌤️

Cause if I let my heart hit the floor,

you're all dead with me.💔.🤡

It's supposed to be us against the world, ain't it, Tenea? 🥲 We're coworkers. Stop being mean to me.~And she ain't the only one. Just the only one brave enough to do it two days in a row, so, kudos for that.✊🏻 (I'm not saying that rudely. I mean it from the heart, not the asshole.)

There's McDonald's' collective "compliment sandwich."🥪 Corporate, consider your constructive criticism to be "severely lacking in competitive pricing, considering quality of product," rather than, "stop hurting my feelings.👽"

Y'all shoulda thought Elon was so much cooler than you did LMFAO.🍿

Now he's my best friend, and there's nothing anyone can do about it.❣️💯❣️

"And then ya kick 'em in the throat, like *that*."~Segura🛡️

https://youtu.be/mOO5qRjVFLw?si=0V_KUA6EeZjcbBZe

Sunday, April 6th

Famous people generally think people who idolize them are morons because the famous people already know all the things, big and little, that the famous people are lying about & all their crazy little zealots are believing.

I know that I am absolutely capable of being pleasant directly in the face of disrespect, I've done it countless times with the people I do so foolishly love. So why can't I do it for 8 hours at a time for complete strangers at my job? I've never been good at that. Why? 🌀CuStOmErSeRvIcE🌀 never stuck on me. I accidentally cuss in front of customers all the time, like there's no alternative mode of function. 🙄😓 Ew.

I'm gonna lose my job if I don't find that switch a

  nd flip it, real quick. All sweet, no sour. 🌐😇🌐

Monday, April 7th

Y'all can feel the trafficked version of me in your hearts, like a mate, but I can't feel y'all in mine. Elon's cheated kiss is the closest thing I've ever felt to a mating bond. We won't get into the specifics of why that was possible, publicly. 🙃

Anyway. Cool. 🥶 *cOmInG sOoN*⛈️

So I'm riding the bus, after a micro hurricane blew through, and I notice the water splash up real high from deep puddles we're driving through. And then, suddenly, I start feeling afraid of getting in a wreck for the first time riding these busses. The kind of afraid I'm not used to feeling. I call bullshit.

Tuesday, April 8th

https://youtu.be/JVMgaMSJUl0?si=WNgdc5hoJikjl38e

These are my versions of "prayer requests,"

and my heart about them.🛡️❤️‍🔥🛡️.🌐👽🌐

Thursday, April 10th

I comprehend the fact that there are a lot of folks mad at me for "being Lucifer."👽All I have to say is get over it, or go die. Bitches, I'm God. I can do what I want.🎭 I got people to heal, you selfish pieces of shit. Leave me alone.🛡️❤️‍🔥🛡️

https://youtu.be/nzCIeNhw8oE?si=3tb-Z73pEJpi7Yoe

https://youtu.be/XGGWhOUYObc?si=On5PqeCCaWvhxU5K

https://youtu.be/XXpjUePKFGk?si=PSzf_kNbxxcfEwQM

https://youtu.be/3Om3_k1T6vU?si=QetoSdkHRoviFo-q

https://youtu.be/Jtauh8GcxBY?si=CTGtB7bIXrDuZTeB

https://youtu.be/dkfZT8deoIc?si=ddVn5FydTJ_AbPWI

https://youtube.com/shorts/67Oo9X9B8ZE?si=9xU9ZJGudWm2q2iOh.🫡

That Rico guy just tried to tell me I'm stuck on Edwin, as if I didn't already know that. The ways he and Stephan Jesse Martin changed my life, only a future husband could come close. And he ain't here.

Call me stuck. Like actual glue. Like a little sister neither of them will ever get rid of.🌟

I did give up on being a parent, yet.

I'll see Hannah when we're equal adults.🤷🏼‍♀️ouchless.ish

https://youtu.be/UuoYa8xz-5A?si=eRFgqf4nWRAmiLQV❤️‍🔥