ApRiL🌊fOoLs🌬️

"I believe what you're saying about El*"...

"Why? Lol."

https://youtu.be/pZR0vlYmVck?si=6P5JzjWAS-IAadqC

Elon, please tell all the boys I said, "No."

Thursday, April 3rd

https://youtu.be/VIzlEyeGAhA?si=-yeMVgkwJcJBd8se

https://youtu.be/KY44zvhWhp4?si=FYDACdu7VPLKEeSP

https://youtu.be/27Q6q5M8SC8?si=ENpxtnFmp-4komNn

https://youtu.be/vOZFiX6hDXQ?si=kMJEVJ21qZ6lzyNO

Friday, April 4th

"Go to work and try; to wanna be alive."

That's my new personal everyday goal.

It's all I have left to offer the world. 

https://youtu.be/ye6tNgUIYe4?si=ZZ2vdC_qQVjh5xG9

https://youtu.be/c2MLF-dncRk?si=bRNpcA8E6uR29I5a

Saturday, April 5th

🤣 Y'mbetter take my word for it.🌤️

Cause if I let my heart hit the floor,

you're all dead with me.💔.🤡

It's supposed to be us against the world, ain't it, Tenea? 🥲 We're coworkers. Stop being mean to me.~And she ain't the only one. Just the only one brave enough to do it two days in a row, so, kudos for that.✊🏻 (I'm not saying that rudely. I mean it from the heart, not the asshole.)

There's McDonald's' collective "compliment sandwich."🥪 Corporate, consider your constructive criticism to be "severely lacking in competitive pricing, considering quality of product," rather than, "stop hurting my feelings.👽"

Y'all shoulda thought Elon was so much cooler than you did LMFAO.🍿

Now he's my best friend, and there's nothing anyone can do about it.❣️💯❣️

"And then ya kick 'em in the throat, like *that*."~Segura🛡️

https://youtu.be/mOO5qRjVFLw?si=0V_KUA6EeZjcbBZe

Sunday, April 6th

Famous people generally think people who idolize them are morons because the famous people already know all the things, big and little, that the famous people are lying about & all their crazy little zealots are believing.

I know that I am absolutely capable of being pleasant directly in the face of disrespect, I've done it countless times with the people I do so foolishly love. So why can't I do it for 8 hours at a time for complete strangers at my job? I've never been good at that. Why? 🌀CuStOmErSeRvIcE🌀 never stuck on me. I accidentally cuss in front of customers all the time, like there's no alternative mode of function. 🙄😓 Ew.

I'm gonna lose my job if I don't find that switch a

  nd flip it, real quick. All sweet, no sour. 🌐😇🌐

🔮📹ChUrCh🏚️

https://youtu.be/wrPKSZCnXDM?si=Elon

https://youtu.be/Xk9IKC9OUWA?si=talks,

https://youtu.be/zlQ-Te_UYXI?si=understands,

https://youtu.be/BN0g0jev63k?si=knows,

https://youtu.be/_kDljwusTzY?si=cares.

https://youtu.be/9xxVB01Cd0o?si=zealots

https://youtu.be/V7eZD3TKn_M?si=with

https://youtu.be/oOOyY1hePYI?si=Hannah

"👹 God gave us you to destroy. 🥳"

How stupid does that sound, now?

https://youtu.be/Jm1lW2RZD5k?si=6

https://youtu.be/zbvvVwQcbus?si=without

Jesus and I are one and the same,

y'all just destroy me repeatedly.♾️

Is your conscience screaming at you, yet?🧠

https://youtu.be/hXqXIicm8uU?si=N1663RZ🔏

https://youtu.be/JOnokwbFH4s?si=LUCIFER🔓

https://youtu.be/1TeDhUjsoq4?si=everyone.

Lol@Hannah fighting me.🪱+🔹=🤡*honk*

https://youtu.be/N_lrrq_opng?si=_____________

I dunno if y'all know this, or not, but

Elon is hilarious.🤣

I will die, someday.......

On my terms, and when I'm ready.

Stop editing me and my blog. 

https://youtu.be/2U-TBx6f2Nw?si=p

I'm an adult, I'm supposed to be able to have

sexual impulses. It's just a matter of finding

the correct direction for them to go in.......

Friday, 3.21

Uhoh. I just ate 3 gRape flavored tums without having Literal heartburn. I wonder what kinda consequencessssss I can expect from such a nonsensical misbehavior.✨💩✨

Saturday, March 22nd

https://youtu.be/ywvRgGAd2XI?si=C

Hannah Danielle Copeland, Nick deserves better.💯

We literally do prefer his dead girlfriend over you.

Shape Up, bitchityBoo.🤮👎.💞🫥.😶😶‍🌫️.💜♾️💟.😑

You ARE trying to kill him?? Oh, girl, you better be glad you're still technically a minor, and "in your Dad's custody." I'd actually kill you if you were a little more mature. As it stands, I believe in your ability to grow. Lucky for you, so does Nick. You absolute failure of a daughter.🌧️🔥🌧️ AND partner, jesucrísto.

https://youtu.be/vK1bgL7h8SI?si=V8,byElon&Claire.

https://youtu.be/s8U-qrE5428?si=vHD🎦

https://youtu.be/DXGelmwqfm4?si=JZSZn

https://youtu.be/DvTcUCeIJEc?si=X

https://youtu.be/HGrnjqCPAGM?si=8

https://youtu.be/ZVgMf-dPcV0?si=qt

https://youtu.be/n6Md2gRehQ4?si=R

https://youtu.be/Lc5TxxlSY88?si=SC_H

https://youtu.be/HxUuDPNbkJk?si=W

https://youtu.be/28p2EKOBmpc?si=7VQ1w

Maybe in my next incarnation, I won't be so

noticeable. Waddo ya say, y'all? 🌐👽🌐.🫆

Monday, March 24th

I don't know much about Muslim/Islamic/middle eastern, whatever culture, but I get the impression they're remarkably similar to Spanish culture.

I could totally fast for a month every year. 🤣 Y'all can drink water while the sun's up, right? It'd be difficult without water, piece of pie with it.🪅.😅

Elon is, like, the equivalent of the King of Homecoming Court in highschool. Y'all remember how insignificant that shit was? Let's keep that same energy, cause I'm the Queen, and I have a 0 level tolerance for rambunctious people.🌈🌟

He's why I like this music video so much:

https://youtu.be/kkUIdK9eaIk?si=n60h53v8Pwcgidy7

Ever since I lived alone, at least,

they've believed in me.🌐🫣🌐.

https://youtu.be/ah-ldSwF5hg?si=IHQF6Q53EFmSkvhM

https://youtu.be/MSJmaeqtWSA?si=X2KPSic1ZzulYcj7

remember?https://youtu.be/49tpIMDy9BE?si=ZryuiQjNCvzLWvUt

https://youtu.be/AWMztUJKdAc?si=AoUSem0zeRpSKF8K

vibe✓https://youtu.be/Wk2xLn2t2sA?si=gekFkJCxVUkYD2aL

https://youtu.be/ScVWkYZkZFk?si=vnbdtGPEFdFq0pI0

Feels like ^she's my sister, not because she must be or else, but because she has to be in order to have developed her artistic level of comprehension of my feelings. 🤷🏼‍♀️ Or maybe it was all just wishful thinking on my part + Godly inspiration on hers.

https://youtu.be/SCflyVu1p04?si=DdI-bV7WqyyU5D6a

Tuesday, March 25th

Friday, March 28th

I'm perpetually deluded into believing I might be loved by someone, anyone, while simultaneously making room in my heartmind for all the inevitable rejection. All. The. Time. Existing is exhausting. But anyway. Here's some flowers.

At this point, Elon&Claire don't even count.

They're so far away... I know, but still.💕 I'm tired.

So far, and yet so close.

It's strange, but comfortable.

We all look forward to our privacy, though. 😶‍🌫️🔺

I had a customer driving a Tesla today, and as per usual, I said, "I'm jealous of your car." And my customer said they were regretting it, now, because of whatever havoc he &Trump are stirring up, and it actually, physically bothered me {to know that about her}. Lmao. My heart had a lil panic attack right there for a sec. Oh well. Can't all be winners.🍕

I'm the kinda crazy that'll get mad at you 

 if you talk shit about Elon.😵‍💫

I don't necessarily know what that means, for you.

🎭🗯️saveme!Claire.

Saturday, March 29th

Could mean nothing. Who knows? 🤷🏼‍♀️🌈Abilify💬

https://youtu.be/7L4nDvNsC4s?si=DfImNKvWS2wXBhPl

Sunday, March 30th

Elon&i🏆

comprehend🕳️👺

the best🎭

of each💕

other's💬

☃️🕳️abilities.🌟

Like how I could hide

 tears made of blood 

behind massacres.🌐🫆🌐

How I could literally split my psyche to protect me from my own reality and abilities. A loveless mother. Murder. Rape. Endless abuse.

I wish y'all would stop watching this trainwreck.

Btw, it's officially confirmed that the house I had a mental break about last summer is, in fact, another one of Eric's properties. Helluva coincidence. The trip originated as getting the run around about some weed from a friendly neighborhood crackhead, and turned into thinking I'd murdered someone who was sitting on Eric's other porch. 🤷🏼‍♀️ Whatever.

Monday, March 31st

Should be leaving the food out of my body equation, too. Trash food is literally all I have financial access to. I don't deserve to get fat for Y'ALL'S torture device. 😑 I handle my emotional baggage, to the extent that I'm allowed to. Elon, wouldn't it be hilarious?💬😂

Like if I stopped needing contacts and glasses. Neuralink FTW.🏆 Nature should become natural, again. Being fat is supposed to represent emotional baggage, not a sick society.

I bet there's not much McD's food that's capable of decaying, thereby creating a new little ecosystem lol. It just...jellies.

Tuesday, April 1st

Leave me, truly, in Elon's hands and see what happens. *bloom*🪷

I imagine it would feel a bit like what I thought being in Philip's care woulda been like, except real this time. Just genuine concern for my well-being, and ensurance that I was adequately provided for. Except, between Elon& i, it would become the system working in my favor.